I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.

I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.

Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for them.

Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks.

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.