A little bit of this town goes a very long way. After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here for five years.

One of them is knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is permanent… Ho ho. Take that one to bed with you tonight.

All energy flows according to the whims of the great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.

I had a soft-spot in my heart for Ronald Reagan, if only because he was a sportswriter in his youth.

Richard Nixon looks like a flaming liberal today, compared to a golem like George Bush. Indeed. Where is Richard Nixon now that we finally need him?

It might be a little rough on some people for a while, but I think it's the only way to deal with drugs. Look at Prohibition: all it did was make a lot of criminals rich. Should be legalized for a matter of sanity.

You'd be surprised at the things people will do in order to get their names or pictures in the paper.