One of them is knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is permanent… Ho ho. Take that one to bed with you tonight.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

["Where the Buffalo Roam" is] horrible pile of crap. [Bill] Murray did a good job. But it was a bad script. You can't beat a bad script. It was just a horrible movie. A cartoon. But Bill Murray did a good job. We actually wrote and shot several different endings and beginnings and they all got cut out in the end. It was disappointing.

As far as I'm concerned, it's a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence, and generally stuck in a bog of stagnant mediocrity.

Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.

I damn well intend to keep on living the way I think I should.

It was obvious that he was a man who marched through life to the rhythms of some drum I would never hear.