I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.

A man never stoops so low as when he rises to the challenge of politics.

You can't miss what you never had.

It might be a little rough on some people for a while, but I think it's the only way to deal with drugs. Look at Prohibition: all it did was make a lot of criminals rich. Should be legalized for a matter of sanity.

The regrets I have are so minor. You know, would I leave my Keith Richards hat, with the silver skull on it, on the stool at the coffee shop at LaGuardia? I wouldn't do that again. But overall, no, I don't have any regrets.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.