and he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who can say for sure? Humor is a very private thing.

Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen.

We have bigger things to brood on and enormous reasons for wallowing in terminal craziness until we finally hit bottom.

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

There is always room for losers in the football business. They are the mother's milk of gambling, and why not? Somebody has to do it, or there won't be any winners.