Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.

There might be some serious fun in politics.

There's no point in getting into politics at all unless you plan to lash things around.

Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.

Women are terrified of being raped, but somewhere in the back of the womb there is one rebellious nerve end that tingles with curiosity whenever the word is mentioned.

Fiction is a bridge to the truth that journalism can't reach.