By any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once, and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

I've already become a mastodon in print - I don't see a consciousness for my kind of journalism.

Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it.'

It never got weird enough for me.

Don't judge your taco by its price

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.