On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach

You can't hoard fun. It has no shelf life.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

Democracy as a system has evolved into something that Thomas Jefferson didn't anticipate.

The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now & with somebody & and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.