On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

We came down here to see this teddible scene: people all pissed out of their minds and vomiting on themselves and all that and now, you know what? It's us

Fiction is a bridge to the truth that journalism can't reach.

Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.

We must have football. What would this country be without football in October?

Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners. That is why Callaway sells golf clubs and Nike sells running shoes. But running is unique in that the world's best racers are on the same course, at the same time, as amateurs, who have as much chance of winning as your average weekend warrior would scoring a touchdown in the NFL.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.