Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.

It is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it.

Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.

If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.