Weird behavior is natural in smart children, just as curiosity is to a kitten.

Houston is a cruel, crazy town on a filthy river in East Texas with no zoning laws and a culture of sex, money and violence. It's a shabby, sprawling metropolis ruled by brazen women, crooked cops and super-rich pansexual cowboys who live by the code of the West -- which can mean just about anything you need it to mean, in a pinch.

One of the advantages of being dead, I guess, is that somebody else can edit all this.

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

A man has to BE something; he has to matter.

I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky and I learned, early on, that Habitual Domination was a natural way of life.