There is nothing Modern about doing dumb things for dumb reasons.
If you can't make yourself understood by your friends, you'll be in trouble when your enemies come for you.
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.
Wake up and ponder the future
A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.
You'd be surprised at the things people will do in order to get their names or pictures in the paper.