Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach

At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks.

I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again.

I noticed at once that Depp had a dangerously energized intelligence . . . He was a suave little brute, but he had a wicked sense of humor and a rare instinct for escalation.

I was 22 when JFK was murdered, and I will never recover from it... Never.

They're gonna make it look like suicide. I know how those bastards think.

Good people drink good beer.