Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen.

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.

A man never stoops so low as when he rises to the challenge of politics.

Though I was careful never to mention it, I began to see a new dimension in everything that happened.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

You took too much man, too much, too much.

If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.