Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world

Most people who deal in words don't have much faith in them and I am no exception.

It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.

Some people will tell you that slow is good - but I'm here to tell you that fast is better.

If you have half a story and you don't know the rest, you use what you have to pry the rest out of someone.

The greatest mania of all is passion: and I am a natural slave to passion: the balance between my brain and my soul and my body is as wild and delicate as the skin of a Ming vase.

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.