Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world

Ah, lives there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself hath said As he hunched and rolled in his comfortable bed: To hell with the rent . . . I'll drink instead!

Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.

One of the most basic factors in sports is that winning becomes a habit, and losing is the same way. When failure starts to feel normal in your life or your work or even your darkest vices, you won't have to go looking for trouble, because trouble will find you. Count on it.

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

I think you either have to have a very strong decisive person at the top or else a really brilliant staff command.

I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.