There is probably some long-standing "rule" among writers, journalists, and other word-mongers that says: "When you start stealing from your own work you're in bad trouble." And it may be true.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Relax - This won't hurt.

Nixon was a crook, of course, but he was also a rabid football fan - and he knew the game, which still astounds me, but I have always had a soft spot for him because of it.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life