I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky and I learned, early on, that Habitual Domination was a natural way of life.

On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

I'm doing an introduction for one of Ralph's [Steadman] books. He's doing something called Gonzo, the Art I think he's stealing from me. I like Steadman and his coattail abilities. Ralph is better at business than I am. He has always managed to get free whiskey.

It was one of those fine little love stories that can make you smile in your sleep at night.

North Vegas is where you go if you're a hooker turning forty and the syndicate men on the strip decide you're no longer much good for business out there with the high rollers.

There's no point in getting into politics at all unless you plan to lash things around.

I keep my mouth shut now. I've turned into a professional coward.