The first time I managed to pick up a basketball I knew I was destined to lead the UK to another National championship. ... Even now, so many years later, I still believe Kentucky will go undefeated in March & win everything.

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

Old God sure was in a good mood when he made this place.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.