You can't hoard fun. It has no shelf life.

There's no point in getting into politics at all unless you plan to lash things around.

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

I can't think in terms of journalism without thinking in terms of political ends. Unless there's been a reaction, there's been no journalism. It's cause and effect.

Duke is an ugly word in Kentucky. Nothing in the world compares to the joy of beating those hateful swine from Duke.

Which is not really a hell of a lot to ask, Lord, because the final incredible truth is that I am not guilty. All I did was take your gibberish seriously... and you see where it got me? My primitive Christian instincts have made me a criminal.

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.