On some nights, I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

One thing I have learned in my painful career as a gambler is that bragging when you get lucky and win a few games will plunge you into gloom and unacceptable beatings very soon. It happens every time.

No music + Bad TV = Bad mood & no pages.

All advice can only be a product of the man who gives it.

On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.