This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.

There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death?

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone.

There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.

That is the problem with this rich and anguished generation. Somewhere a long time ago they fell in love with the idea that politicians- even the slickest and brightest presidential candidates- were real heroes and truly exciting people. That is wrong on its face. They are mainly dull people with corrupt instincts and criminal children.