This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all...It was pitiful...I almost felt sorry for him, until I heard someone call him 'Mr. President,' and then I felt ashamed.

With the truth so dull and depressing, the only working alternative is wild bursts of madness and filigree.

The only thing wrong with the NBA - or any other professional sport, for that matter - is a wild epidemic of Dumbness and overweening Greed. There is no Mystery about it, and no need to change any rules.

There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender.

Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.

Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.