I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.

Richard Nixon looks like a flaming liberal today, compared to a golem like George Bush. Indeed. Where is Richard Nixon now that we finally need him?

George McGovern, for all his mistakes... understands what a fantastic monument to all the best instincts of the human race this country might have been, if we could have kept it out of the hands of greedy little hustlers like Richard Nixon.

Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

There's no point in getting into politics at all unless you plan to lash things around.

Things are no longer what they seem to be. My telephones are haunted, and animals whisper at me from unseen places.