I'll call New York for some cash.

Still humping the American Dream

Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything.

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

Jesus! Did I SAY that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.