As hideous and dumb as it sounds, I wouldn't be at all surprised by an invasion of Iraq on September II. I'll take a long shot bet on that.

Gonzo journalism is a style of reporting based on William Faulkner's idea that the best fiction is far more true than any kind of journalism.

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

I will fight for your right to be weird- just as I know you will fight for mine.

The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards.