I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth.

I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me

Jesus! Did I SAY that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious.

You can't hoard fun. It has no shelf life.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

My blood is too thick for California: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this climate.

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.