The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

Though I was careful never to mention it, I began to see a new dimension in everything that happened.

Sometimes you're fooled quickly. You want to be fooled. If you can't trust your first impression you're going to have a harder time than you should.

Jack Kerouac influenced me quite a bit as a writer... in the Arab sense that the enemy of my enemy was my friend.