Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

I don't think that my kind of journalism has ever been universally popular. It's lonely out here.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.

By any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once, and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died.

There is no story unless you've written it.

I hate pain, despite my ability to tolerate it beyond all known parameters, which is not necessarily a good thing.

You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.