In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.

I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again.

The room was very quiet. I walked over to the TV set and turned it on to a dead channel-white noise at maximum decibels, a fine sound for sleeping, a powerful continuous hiss to drown out everything strange.

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.

There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway parking lot unless you actually do it, and I tell you it's tense.