One of the advantages of being dead, I guess, is that somebody else can edit all this.

If you get people asking the wrong questions, you don't have to worry about the answers.

It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat sh** and die.

I am more than just a serious basketball fan. I am a life-long addict. I was addicted from birth, in fact, because I was born in Kentucky and I learned, early on, that Habitual Domination was a natural way of life.

As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.

Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time.