The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

Every man is his own Pygmalion, and spends his life fashioning himself. And in fashioning himself, for good or ill, he fashions the human race and its future.

Rich people march on Washington every day.

The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

If you want to know about governments, all you need to know is two words: Governments lie.

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

The only kinds of fights worth fighting are those you’re going to lose, because somebody has to fight them and lose and lose and lose until someday, somebody who believes as you do wins.