The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

The only social justice movements worth fighting for are the struggles for justice where you lose, you lose, you lose- until you win.

If you live long enough, you get accused of things you never did and praised for virtues you never had.

You have to take the long view. First, when Moses came down from Mt. Sinai, man has already progressed to the point where a commandment against cannibalism was no longer necessary. And, second, it's like pissing on a boulder. For the first few thousand years, you don't see any effect. But after that, you start to see a definite impact.

The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem.

Every emancipation has in it the seeds of a new slavery, and every truth easily becomes a lie.