If you live long enough, you get accused of things you never did and praised for virtues you never had.

If you live long enough, you get accused of things you never did and praised for virtues you never had.

The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

The only kinds of fights worth fighting are those you’re going to lose, because somebody has to fight them and lose and lose and lose until someday, somebody who believes as you do wins.

If you want to know about governments, all you need to know is two words: Governments lie.

Rich people march on Washington every day.

History is a tragedy, not a morality tale.