You wouldn't see those sorts of decisions given in village cricket, let alone Test cricket. The England players have my sympathy.

I watched children dying. That will be the image that will stay with me

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies.

I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

I'm not a great one for looking back.