I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies.

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

To me, it doesn't matter how good you are. Sport is all about playing and competing. Whatever you do in cricket and in sport, enjoy it, be positive and try to win.

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.

A few years ago England would have struggled to beat the Eskimos

Cricket is full of theorists who can ruin your game in no time.

All people seem to want to talk about is the current Ashes series, and whether England are going to reverse the trend of recent series.