I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies.

Jacques Rudolph at the moment is using the inside edge as much as the middle of the bat.

All people seem to want to talk about is the current Ashes series, and whether England are going to reverse the trend of recent series.

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries

I watched children dying. That will be the image that will stay with me

You wouldn't see those sorts of decisions given in village cricket, let alone Test cricket. The England players have my sympathy.

A few years ago England would have struggled to beat the Eskimos