I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid.

Aussies are big and empty, just like their country.

You wouldn't see those sorts of decisions given in village cricket, let alone Test cricket. The England players have my sympathy.

I half knew what to expect when I saw the cricket ground in the morning. It was when I started to talk to people working out there, I began to find what I was looking for.

A few years ago England would have struggled to beat the Eskimos

To win in Australia, for me, has to be the ultimate success because the Aussies live for sport