I don't want to participate in traditional Indian religious ceremonies - dance in a sun dance or pray in a sweat lodge or go on a vision quest with the help of a medicine man. The power of these ceremonies has an appeal, but I'm content with what little religion I already have.

Siberia is so big, it’s almost more an idea than a place

People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.

Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.

Russians don't complain, usually.

Leading economists have shown that by shrinking Texas, we can actually create more income for Texas in the long run.