Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.

Russians don't complain, usually.

Everything in Russia is made of cement - phone booths, fence posts and light bulbs.

Leading economists have shown that by shrinking Texas, we can actually create more income for Texas in the long run.

When the days start to get shorter, I want to be in some nice brick building on the East Coast with the lights glowing in the windows. When the daylight starts changing, I want to be out West.

Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.