No, there are no hard and fast rules about sources, no printed booklet to help journalists through.

I've seen the Pokémon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever.

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.

Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after.

I get paid to do what I enjoy, not that common a condition.

I've got a very peculiar sort of fame, based on being on the telly. It doesn't mean you have the lifestyle people expect.

There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.