All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.

England Their England by AG Macdonell which was written in the thirties and is about a young Scotsman who's got shell shocked during the First World War… I love it.

You end up with this succession of periods when everything was marvellous - from King Arthur to the medieval times, Ivanhoe, chivalry, Henry VIII, Merry England, the Blitz

I've got a very peculiar sort of fame, based on being on the telly. It doesn't mean you have the lifestyle people expect.

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.

There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.

I've seen the Pokémon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever.