August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.

If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying.

If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice.

I had a dream. And I made that dream come true.

I played on the 2001 team, the team that won the most games in the history of Major League Baseball and also I played on one of the worst teams of Major League Baseball.

I heard that in the United States the level of baseball was the highest in the world. So it was only natural that I would want to go there, as a baseball player.

As professionals we have a responsibility of providing a good show for the fans. Getting hits and home runs is what they want to see.