Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

If I started thinking too much about how influential I've been, then I'd be more of a turd than I already am.

The Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame was a great idea when it started, but I think they ought to close it, I think it's full.

Nihilism is best done by professionals.

As society has changed, what had formerly been unacceptable has become colorful.

Your skin starts itching once you buy that gimmick about something called love.

I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues.