Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

What the world needs right now... a good, artistic, gothic, terrifying scare

They say that death kills you, But death doesn't kill you. Boredom and indifference kill you.

I was a pretty nice kid. Kind of quiet, but quiet in terms I wasn't going out and setting fire to anything. I had a big mouth and I was creative type, you know.

You know, I'm fifty-two now and I call myself a singer. Before I kick it I want to be able to carry a tune in a living room if called upon. Of course, mine come out all dark and twisted and weird.

The 2 things I like the most are girls and loud noises.

I've probably been spit on more that any person alive outside of, I would say, a member of the prison system.