Believe me, nothing is so calculated to lose you audience sympathy as too many tears. Move your listeners all you can but let them do the crying.

Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather.

It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

George Moore unexpectedly pinched my behind. I felt rather honored that my behind should have drawn the attention of the great master of English prose.

Love at a distance may be poignant; it is also idealized. Contact, more than separation, is the test of attachment.

The only people who never fail are those who never try

Believe me, nothing is so calculated to lose you audience sympathy as too many tears. Move your listeners all you can but let them do the crying.