It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

Intellect alone is a dry and rattling thing.

I've got a heart like a college prom. Each one I dance with seems the best of all.

George Moore unexpectedly pinched my behind. I felt rather honored that my behind should have drawn the attention of the great master of English prose.

It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

Believe me, nothing is so calculated to lose you audience sympathy as too many tears. Move your listeners all you can but let them do the crying.

It occurred to me that we live in a lunatic world where the only way to maintain peace is to have an enormous war-making machine.