It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

I've got a heart like a college prom. Each one I dance with seems the best of all.

To me travel is triple delight: anticipation, performance, and recollection.

It occurred to me that we live in a lunatic world where the only way to maintain peace is to have an enormous war-making machine.

On the whole, I haven't found men unduly loath to say, 'I love you.' The real trick is to get them to say, 'Will you marry me?

When traveling abroad if you see something you yearn for if you can afford it at all, buy it. If you don't you'll regret it all your life.

George Moore unexpectedly pinched my behind. I felt rather honored that my behind should have drawn the attention of the great master of English prose.