The advertising agency, as it stands today, is a peculiar manifestation of American business life of the twentieth century - glossy, brash, and insecure.

Neither an assembly line nor a stock market nor an oil well did it, simply what came from one small skull and that one right hand.

It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.

The very fact that we make such a to-do over golden weddings indicates our amazement at human endurance. The celebration is more in the nature of a reward for stamina.

everything you experience is what constitutes you as a human being, but the experience passes away and the person's left. The person is the residue.

Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather.

Believe me, nothing is so calculated to lose you audience sympathy as too many tears. Move your listeners all you can but let them do the crying.