The advertising agency, as it stands today, is a peculiar manifestation of American business life of the twentieth century - glossy, brash, and insecure.

Very few people, thank God, look like the pictures of them which are published in the papers and the weekly magazines.

Next to a good meal and possibly a long night's sleep the greatest morale builder ... is clothes.

Like building a house, travel always costs more than you estimate.

Believe me, nothing is so calculated to lose you audience sympathy as too many tears. Move your listeners all you can but let them do the crying.

Between frivolity and intentional mischief there is little difference, none in the results.

We've surrounded the most vital and commonplace human function with a vast morass of taboos, convention, hypocrisy, and plain claptrap.