Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package?

You know anything about investigative work?" "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off." Did he expect anything different? "Hey, I didn't kick or punch you in the throat. I consider this progress. And you haven't choked me again, which is some sort of record for you.

Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.