Rene looked at Grendel. โWhat in the world is that?โ โThatโs our mutant attack poodle,โ I told her. โIs he chewing on a gun?
Ilona AndrewsWould you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?โ My sarcasm whistled right over his head. โI would be delighted. While Iโd love to see you in a balconette bra, Iโm afraid for this particular occasion I would have to go with a foam-lined seamless due to the tight fit of the garment across your breasts . . . Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available . . .
Ilona AndrewsJust reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.
Ilona Andrews