Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she’d hook me up with a clue

You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.

Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.” “Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.

I don't know if you heard, but I kind of run this place.

I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.

...they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.