You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft." "I bet." He almost purred. I gulped.

You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.

Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.

If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody." Of course, Raphael might like that.

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.