You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

You're not going to die?" "Not right this minute." And of course, saying something like that usually resulted in immediate dying. I braced myself for a stray meteorite falling through the roof to crush my skull.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

Mmmm, Kate, the Chief of Security. Sexy. Who better to guard my body then the woman who owns it?" "Curran, I will punch you.

If you can't make it go away, wait it out.

I looked at him. "You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or inviting me for tea.

Rose pictured him standing at the boundary of the Ogletree house in that enormous fur cape, with a giant sword sticking over his shoulder, roaring at the top of his lungs and then being upset that nobody came out, and laughed.