You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.

You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.

The Beast Lord walked out of the warehouse. The screen went dark. My knight in furry armor. Saiman opened his mouth. "This is why I didn't. Personally, I think your smile is inappropriate.

He snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!” Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper.

Two years? That's entirely too long. If you want, we can take care of that. After two years it's pure therapy.

I gave him my hard stare. “You're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate?” A wicked spark lit his eyes. “Many, many times.

I tried to picture a female version of Jim and got Jim in a dress instead. The image was disturbing.