Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie.

Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech.

The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.

If you can't make it go away, wait it out.

People around me die. They drop like flies. I've gone through life leaving a trail of dead bodies behind me. My mother is dead, my guardian is dead, my aunt is dead—because I killed her, and when my real father finds me, he'll move heaven and earth to make me dead.

The human body is an amazing organism. It can go from dead tired to completely alert in a terrified blink.