You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.
Ilona AndrewsIs he a scumbag in training?โ Richard glanced at the gunman. โAt least have the decency to hold the gun properly, you fool. If you donโt know how, pass it to someone who does. Iโm not going to suffer being shot at by anything less than a full- fledged lowlife. (Richard)
Ilona AndrewsWhere is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?
Ilona Andrews...you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread." "Not necessarily. ... You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.
Ilona AndrewsYou could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car.โ Ascanioโs eyes lit up. โA Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.โ โYou donโt need a Hummer.โ I said. โChicks dig the Hummer.โ โYou don`t need any chicks either.โ He gave me an injured look. โI have needs.โ โI have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar`s collection. Get to it.โ - Andrea & Ascanio
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