Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...

The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it.

What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.

Screwy," I said. "Is that a medical term?" "Of course.

My investigative technique mostly consisted of going through the list of interested parties and making as much noise as possible, until the culprit lost his patience and tried to shut me up.